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#1 Dr. _B.

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 08:01 PM

This is in the Coffee Room, so pour a cup, light 'em if you
got 'em, and post anything your little heart desires. This
thread could theoretically go on a loooong time.

So, if your posts have a tendency to stray from the topic in
other threads, or you just have stuff you'd like to post and no
place to post it , here's the place for you. no need to connect
any dots unless you feel like it.

I'll kick it off with one of my specialities (I have many),
Psychology.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and
point a hairdryer at cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling
Diamonds."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation at all.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water (with a serious face) whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling, "Run for your lives - They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."





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- What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
- Life is like a sofa -- change comes from within.
- God loves you. He's just an abusive lover.
- Sometimes whatever doesn't kill you...can really piss you off for a heluva long time!
- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

#2 chuckybob

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 08:19 PM

lmfao...

70.86.162.147:27015 for dod:s goodness
QUOTE(polyguns @ Dec 19 2005, 08:47 PM)
lol, philosophy majors were so funny in college. to have a degree in thinking you would think they would think how the fuck they would get a job thinking. but to think about it  i spent 6.5 years in college still no job in what i did; think about that!

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations." -David Friedman

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I remember when pussy was just awesome by itself. It was the best thing ever. Just when I thought it couldn't get better, BAM! They started landscaping it.

QUOTE(magebomb @ Oct 18 2006, 06:30 PM)
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Give a man religion and he'll sit there, praying for fish, until he and his family starve to death.

#3 Darkside

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 10:45 PM

http://img292.images...perzelda2vt.png

vector zelda ftw. yes I made it, dammit.

http://img432.images.../zeldabg0ga.jpg

Now link is well on his way to becoming a wallpaper.

#4 Coyote

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 11:24 PM

thats awesome DS. Link FTW!
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#5 Darkside

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 11:35 PM

I'm gonna go out on a limb and sticky this! It's officially the official talk about nothing thread.

#6 DJShamrock

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 11:55 PM

It's like the anarchy friday thread, except for everyday!

My specs: 2x HIS HD 3850 IceQ 3 TurboX 512MB GDDR3... CPU AMD|A64 X2 6400 3.2G OC'd to 3.5g dual MB GIGABYTE GA-MA790FX-DS5 dual AM2 MEM 1Gx4|Kingston Hyperx... Sound Azuntech Prelude, 2x WD Raptors 10k rpm Raid 0.... Backup 300 gb Maxtor HD nd I think this machine gave me leukemia.user posted image

#7 Darkside

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 12:19 AM

And no porn or other gross shit.

#8 Murdok

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 12:34 AM

I personally don't think that induction is a problem.

In other news, this happened:
http://www.fenslerfi...s/LOKI6FTOS.mpg

#9 M374llic4

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 01:36 AM

I should buy a boat!
MyPC( Used to pwn Maxxx's :( )
:: Athlon 64 3700+ (939 Sandy) ::
:: Asus A8N SLI Deluxe ::
:: OCZ DDR PC-3200 / 400MHz / Performance Series / 1GB Modules (2) ::
:: Leadtek PX 6800 GT TDH / 256MB DDR3 / PCI Express / SLI ::
:: Maxtor Serial ATA-150 200 7200 8MB (2) (Raid 0) ::
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#10 Gantrithor

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 02:24 AM

My clan p0wns and p4wns. BTW Shamrock you haven't even introduced yourself to the other members.

#11 DJShamrock

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 03:00 AM

QUOTE(Gantrithor @ Oct 11 2005, 10:24 PM)
My clan p0wns and p4wns. BTW Shamrock you haven't even introduced yourself to the other members.



I will, sorry been busy making sweet love. I promise I'll introduce.

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#12 Dr. _B.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:18 AM

In keeping with the Official Talk About
Nothing/Daily Anarchy thread:


In my day, we didn't have no rocks.
We had to go down to the creek and
wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.

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- What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
- Life is like a sofa -- change comes from within.
- God loves you. He's just an abusive lover.
- Sometimes whatever doesn't kill you...can really piss you off for a heluva long time!
- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

#13 DJShamrock

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 07:38 AM

I have a secret. I pee outside everynight on my neighbors tree that's growing into my yard dropping big acorn things on my lawn that are a pain in my ass to pick up. I hate this tree. I have been peeing on this tree everynight for 4 months and it's starting to die. I talked to him today too. He told me he doesn't know how to read or write. So now I feel bad and I will not pee upon his tree anymore.

My specs: 2x HIS HD 3850 IceQ 3 TurboX 512MB GDDR3... CPU AMD|A64 X2 6400 3.2G OC'd to 3.5g dual MB GIGABYTE GA-MA790FX-DS5 dual AM2 MEM 1Gx4|Kingston Hyperx... Sound Azuntech Prelude, 2x WD Raptors 10k rpm Raid 0.... Backup 300 gb Maxtor HD nd I think this machine gave me leukemia.user posted image

#14 Darkside

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 02:06 PM

I really don't think this should become a daily anarchy spam thread, just a place to actually talk about real things.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 03:39 PM

One thing darkside: Chickenbanana-Fan

Just take a moment to think really hard about it..... yeah thats it.




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