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#16 julieannefiu

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 04:45 PM

Looks like you guys need to move the abortion thread into here because you've turned it into a economic thread. Speaking of poor, has anyone seen "My Name Is Earl?" Terrible. I love that "How I Met Your Mother" though. Doogie has officially upgraded himself to NPH.
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Posted 12 October 2005 - 05:30 PM

We reuse to watch "Joey" or "My Name Is Earl" or "The Office" on the
principle that NBC has only one half-way decent/indecent sitcom left,
and it's the last season for that one too: "Will & Grace." We watch
CBS "How I Met Your Mother" to see Alyson Hannigan, & we tape
(no, we don't have TiVo - doesn't work with Time Warner Digital)
"Kitchen Confidential" for Nicholas Brendan (when Fox baseball isn't
pre-empting it.) Also watch "Bones" (back Nov. 1) on Fox for David
Boreanaz, "Smallville" 'cause James Marsters is on now, "Veronica
Mars" to catch glimpses of Charisma Carpenter, and "Close To Home"
has Christian Kane as the lead's husband.

The above only makes sense to "Buffy"/"Angel" fans, like Julie. It's like
following the solo careers of musicians after their group breaks up.
Just..............can't............let............go...........aaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Edited by Dr. _B., 12 October 2005 - 05:32 PM.

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- What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
- Life is like a sofa -- change comes from within.
- God loves you. He's just an abusive lover.
- Sometimes whatever doesn't kill you...can really piss you off for a heluva long time!
- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:21 PM

I love "My Name is Earl". But I am partial to Jason Lee. He used to be a pro skateboarder that I worshiped growing up.

But "The Office", rocks. I love that show. Last nights episode was the funniest one to date. I think NBC's version is better than the original. At first it was lame. A total mirror of the original, but now they made it their own.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 07:05 PM

Doctor Beechinor's Brain Damage Quiz

Following is a quiz. Please answer all questions honestly, and to the best
of your ability, or your answers may not be honest, or to the best of your
ability.

1. t/f People tell me one thing one day and out the other.

2. t/f I can't unclasp my hands.

3. t/f I can wear my shirts as pants.

4. t/f I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today.

5. t/f At parties, I like to sit by myself and collect a great deal
of saliva.

6. t/f I often mistake my hands for food.

7. t/f I'd rather eat soap than little stones.

8. t/f I never liked room temperature.

9. t/f I line my pockets with hot cheese.

10. t/f My throat is closer than it seems.

11. t/f I am annoyed by the taste of my teeth.

12. t/f Sometimes I feel compelled to count the freckles on my arms
over and over until I lose control of my bladder.

13. t/f Most things are better eaten than forgotten.

14. t/f Likes and dislikes are among my favorites.

15. t/f My patio is covered with killer frost.

16. t/f I've lost all sensation in my shirt.

17. t/f I try to swallow at least three times a day.

18. t/f My best friend is a social worker.

19. t/f I've always known when to close my eyes.

20. t/f My squirrels don't know where I am tonight.

21. t/f Little can be said for Luxembourg.

22. t/f No napkin is sanitary enough for me.

23. t/f I walk this way because I have to.

24. t/f Walls impede my progress.

25. t/f I can't find my marmots.

26. t/f I like mechanics magazines, but I would rather fondle a
marine.

27. t/f My uncle is as stupid as paste.

28. t/f I can pet animals by the mouthful.

29. t/f My toes are numbered.

30. t/f Man's reach should exceed his overbite.

31. t/f People tell me I'm deaf.

32. t/f My beaver won't go near the water.

33. t/f I can find my ears, but I have to look for them.

34. t/f I don't like any of my loved ones.

35. t/f Sometimes I have the strange feeling that I've done something
before.

36. t/f Sometimes I have the strange feeling that I've done something
before.

37. t/f A good friend should stick to the ceiling when the going
gets rough.

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- What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
- Life is like a sofa -- change comes from within.
- God loves you. He's just an abusive lover.
- Sometimes whatever doesn't kill you...can really piss you off for a heluva long time!
- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 07:41 PM

I am going to pick up my kitten "Lucky Pants" from the vet now. He got nuetered this morning. I am so worried about him. They daid get him at 4 pm. So I am leaving. I hope he's ok.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 08:39 PM

yay! He's home and he's fine. eating , playing, purring. But on the ridr home I had to stick my hand in his cage. He was licking my fingers and rubbing all over me like I rescued him. Now he's alot more affectionate towards me.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 08:40 PM

I had lucky pants last night.
He'll be OK. Cats are smart.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You
canít get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow. Neutering just mellows
them out. Just don't let him watch
kitty porn or he'll know what you did
to him and won't like you anymore.
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- What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
- Life is like a sofa -- change comes from within.
- God loves you. He's just an abusive lover.
- Sometimes whatever doesn't kill you...can really piss you off for a heluva long time!
- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Posted 12 October 2005 - 09:59 PM

You guys should watch LOST its a great show, the best scripted one in such a long time.

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 06:25 AM

Some cool facts.

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The three most valuable brand names on earth Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal."

And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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#25 Dr. _B.

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 06:39 AM

These friars were behind on their belfry payments,
so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of
God, a rival florist across town thought the
competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to
close down, but they would not.

He went back and begged the friars to close. They
ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart,
the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade"
them to close.

Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their
store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up
shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that
Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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- What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
- Life is like a sofa -- change comes from within.
- God loves you. He's just an abusive lover.
- Sometimes whatever doesn't kill you...can really piss you off for a heluva long time!
- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

#26 julieannefiu

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 02:34 PM

I love Lost. There isn't a show I watch cause I have TIVO with the ability to record 2 channels at once. I'm also a Jason Lee fan so I watch Earl and all the shows my dad mentioned. I also watch the Office and Shanny's right, it's getting much better.

OH, SNAP!!! I just got the greatest thing EVER. Cocoa Krispies has a Halloween edition with marshmellows. Stock up now, it's better than any cereal EVER. Kicks Chocolate Lucky Charms' ass.

Edited by Darkside, 13 October 2005 - 04:11 PM.

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Shammy's the man, thanks for the sig.

Panthers kick (themselves in the) ass

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 04:12 PM

pfft Lost.

Nip Tuck, now that's a great show. I never thought much of it, but then some of my friends here got me hooked. Now I have every single episode on my omputer, and we all get together to watch the new ones on Tuesday.

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 08:39 PM

QUOTE(Darkside @ Oct 13 2005, 12:12 PM)
pfft Lost.

Nip Tuck, now that's a great show. I never thought much of it, but then some of my friends here got me hooked. Now I have every single episode on my omputer, and we all get together to watch the new ones on Tuesday.



I never saw Nip Tuck or Firefly either. I think that their names are what is killing them. Especially Serenity. Sounds like a feminine hygene product.

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:34 PM

QUOTE(DJShamrock @ Oct 13 2005, 06:25 AM)
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.


Wrong.

It's a myth first perpetrated by photographer Joseph Jasgur when he took a beach photo of then Norma Jeane, in which a small pile of sand created the illusion of the infamous "6th toe".

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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:35 PM

Whoops! Getting dangerously close to having a
TV/Movie topic here. This is a no topic zone.
If I were able to stand under my own weight
I'd get up and smack you. Oh, good. Supper's
ready!


Why do streetlights go out when I walk under them?


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- What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
- Life is like a sofa -- change comes from within.
- God loves you. He's just an abusive lover.
- Sometimes whatever doesn't kill you...can really piss you off for a heluva long time!
- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.




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