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#1 Maxx

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Posted 03 December 2007 - 07:25 AM

Happy biffday stepdaddy!

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Posted 03 December 2007 - 08:35 AM

Happy birthday, and I hope no-one ever gives me a cake like that.

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Posted 03 December 2007 - 02:38 PM

Thanks guys! Pretty surprising I am still alive. They say most black men are either dead or in jail by the time they are 20.

Anyways for my birthday present I had back surgery, with no anesthesia, and I am not allowed to take anything until noon. They I get to take oxycodones till I drool.

Basically they put in an IV for no reason. I guess just in case I had an allergic reation to the crap they stuck in my spine.

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I tried to take pics of mt back but it's impossible. This is my wristband. It was on my right hand, so it was hard to take it. Why would I take a pic of my wristband? Look at my birthday and then my age. WTF? The purple is the bandage from where my IV was which they never used.

They put me under an X-ray and put 6 cuts in my back. 3 cuts on each side. I was tied down and I didn't scream. I wanted to. But there were 6 fucking uber hawt nurses in there. Never had I seen so many hot nurses before. Even the one's with the masks on were hot even though I couldn't see their faces.

Why would they not give me anesthesia you ask? So when they cut my back open they would prick each nerve in my spine with a needle and ask if it hurt on a scale of 1 to 10. There were a lot of 10's, mostly 8's. I had to be honest because then it got worse.

He marked all the nerves ranked above a 6. How did he mark them? HE TATTOOED THEM! It burned so bad. I didn't scream once though cause I had to be tough. There were hot girls in there. I bet they weren't even nurses either. Just hot french chicks there to keep straight guys from screaming. The reason he had to tattoo them is because he needed to know which nerves were damaged and which weren't. He injected them with painkillers in each nerve before he tattooed them but it didn't help.

The whole thing took 2 hours. He also injected them with a chemical that will kill the nerve. Now it is supposed to kill it slowly. It takes a month. As the nerve dies it freaking kills me with pain. So this month I am going to be on Morphine patches and pills and shit. If in 2 months I am not better I am going to have to have radical surgery.

I don't know how much more radical I can take. I think this guy probably broke a few laws of the Geneva convention on me. I made it though. I learned a lot about myself. Everyone in the hospital clapped for me and patted me on the UPPER back and said I did amazing. That French doctor said "I have to give it too you Americans, you sure are tough. Usually my patients are begging me to stop."

I told him I didn't know how to say "stop" in French.

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Posted 03 December 2007 - 02:53 PM

didnt know how to say stop in frensh, classic.

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Posted 03 December 2007 - 03:20 PM

Damn, that sucks for a birthday present but it's worth it if it fixes the problem. Does this mean that you won't be able to feel anything in your lower back once everything is healed?

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Posted 03 December 2007 - 05:52 PM

QUOTE(DJShamrock @ Dec 3 2007, 09:38 AM)
Thanks guys! Pretty surprising I am still alive. They say most black men are either dead or in jail by the time they are 20.

Anyways for my birthday present I had back surgery, with no anesthesia, and I am not allowed to take anything until noon. They I get to take oxycodones till I drool.

Basically they put in an IV for no reason.

The purple is the bandage from where my IV was which they never used.

6 cuts in my back. 3 cuts on each side.



Heh, happy birthday...? That's how doc's show they care. At least you are getting it fixed man, that has to feel pretty good. Well, not the actual pain, that probably doesn't feel good.
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Posted 03 December 2007 - 11:01 PM

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#8 Maxx

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Posted 04 December 2007 - 03:19 AM

wtf my Goatse cake got taken down >_<

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#9 DJShamrock

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Posted 04 December 2007 - 10:27 PM

My birthday sucked.

I was in massive pain all day. My wife decides she wants to change the faucets on the bathroom sink. She didn't turn off the water first and the sink exploded shooting water everywhere! She tried to stop it with a towel but it wouldn't stop. Now I just had surgery. So I climb under the sink to see if there is a water valve, there's nothing.

Michelle is screaming and crying. I grabbed the flashlight and had to crawl under my house through a crawlspace to get under the house to the basement. I find 1 valve on top of the water heater and turn it. The water is still going so it's the cold water. It's coming through the floor onto my head now. Me have super high water pressure here which is great for when I take a shower. I feel like them blacks during the civil rights marches in the 1960's.

Michelle is crying, I am running around like Mario looking for pipes and valves but I can't find shit! I told Michelle to call her Uncle Dave cause he's the closet and he's a handy ass man. Michelle can't find her cell phone!

I run out the cellar looking like Indiana Jones and Michelle's grandma next door heard her screaming. Michelle's entire family show up like cops and shit. Nanny called everyone. Uncle Dave shows up and does out to the street and opens a steel cover and turns a valve in it and out water stops.

Now how the fuck was i supposed to know that! Our house is fucked. Everyone we know brought over towels and garbage bags and I have spent most the day with a hair dryer drying things. It was like a mini-Katrina in my house and me running around tore my stitches out out my back and so I had to get re stitched today.

I am in mad crazy pain. I hope my floors don't rot and my house caves in. Everything is fixed. We got the sink working. The bathroom is right next to my PC room and the water was getting very close to my APC power supply and shit. I threw garbage bags over the PC and turned off the fuse box to that room.


Oh Dad thanks for the card! Got it yesterday. Sorry I didn't have time to call you. I am sure you understand.

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Posted 05 December 2007 - 01:37 AM

Talk about dysfunctional.
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 10:54 AM

happy late bday
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 02:57 PM

put a propane building heater in your house and heat it for 48 hours at max heat. ofcourse dont be inside while you do.
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 01:27 AM

Happy belated birthday

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Posted 06 December 2007 - 03:53 AM



Stop saying happy birthday! It was not a happy day. It's started with me having the most painful operation at 6am and ended with my wife breaking a pipe in my bathroom and flooding my house.

I have been a grumpy ass top be around. Gonna play some games with an ice pack on my back and a belly full of painkilers.

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Posted 06 December 2007 - 02:19 PM

plz shammy remember to stay far away from beers and stuff that might kill you, now that you are using so much drugz you need to be careful.

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