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#1 Brent

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Posted 18 September 2007 - 10:07 PM

I'm working so hard that both my waking and sleeping self are working on the site. Congrats, I'm in a zone.

The only problem is that the sleeping ideas are harder to remember, and mainly make the ideas clearer to me as I work on them later.
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#2 DJShamrock

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 11:06 PM


I keep Brent motivated with Mexican jokes. It helps him bang out websites like a webmokey.



Q: What is orange and yellow and looks great on spics?
A: Fire.

Q: How do you keep a spic from going out?
A: Pour more gas on him.

Q: What do you get when you cross a spic and a W.O.P.?
A: The most horrible smell in history.

Q: What does a spic give to his Mother on Mother's day?
A: Crack.

Q: How do you get a spic horny?
A: Leave a video of you bangin' his fifteen year old wife on his doorstep.

Q: What does every fine outstanding courting spic need in his moms front yard?
A: A bike rack.

Q: What do you call a Mexican cowboy?
A: Spic.

Q: What are the worst three years of a spics life?
A: First grade.

Q: What is a Mexican?
A: Proof n*ggers fuck buffalo.

Q: What do you say to a spic in uniform?
A: That's a Big Mac, fries, and a Coke.

Q: What do you do when you see a spic with half a head?
A: Stop laughing and reload.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
A: Put a help wanted sign in the window.

Q: What are two Latin words no spic will ever understand?
A: Pedo Philia

Q: How do you keep a spic from drowning?
A: Take your foot off the back of his head.

Q: What is the most confusing day in Mexico?
A: Fathers Day.

Q: What do you call a spic with the IQ of 130?
A: A village.

Q: How do you give a spic a concussion?
A: Smash his head with the toilet seat while he's drinking.

Q: Why is a spic like a skunk?
A: Because they're half black, half white, and smell like shit.

Q: How do you know it's time to feed your spic?
A: When his asshole stops burning.

Q: What do you call a spic in a two story house?
A: Adopted.

Q: Why are spic suicide rates so low?
A: You can't jump out of a basement.

Q: What do you call sex with a spic?
A: Rape.

Q: How many spics does it take to grease a car?
A: One if you hit him right.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian with a Spic?
A: An offer you just can't understand.

Q: Why do n*ggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
A: So spics can window shop.

Q: What did the spics blushing bride to be get on her wedding night?
A: Her first pubic hair.

Q: Why do people go to spic garage sales?
A: To get their stuff back.

Q: What do you call a spic that goes to college?
A: A miracle.

Q: What did the spic do with his first fifty cent piece?
A: He married her.

Q: How many spics does it take to have a bath?
A: Five, one in the tub, and four to spit on him.

Q: Why do flies have wings?
A: To beat the spics to the garbage can.

Q: Why do all spics have mustaches?
A: They want to be just like their mothers.

Q: What did the Mexican boy down the street get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.

Q: How do you get a Mexican woman pregnant?
A: Jizz in her shoes, and let the flies do the rest!

Q: Why don' spics play hide and seek?
A: Because no one will look for them.

Q: What' the difference between a white man and a spic?
A: A shower.

Q: Why do spics paint their trashcans red and yellow?
A: So their kids think they're eating at McDonalds.

Q: What do spic woman use for birth control?
A: Soap tampons.

Q: What's a similarity between a Rich Spic and the Easter Bunny?
A: They don't exist.

Q: How did the spic mother know that her daughter was on her period?
A: She could taste the blood off her son's cock!

Q: Why is it wrong to push a car off a cliff with three spics in it?
A: Because you can fit five.

Q: Why are scientists breeding spics instead of rats for experiments?
A: They multiply faster and you don't get as attached to them.

Q: What's the difference between a spic and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family.

Q: How many spics can you fit in a Pinto?
A: Twenty.

Q: How do you get them in?
A: Throw in a five dollar bill.

Q: How do you get them out?
A: Throw in a job application.

Q: What's a spic fortune cookie?
A: A taco shell with food stamps in it.

Q: Where do you hide money from a mexican?
A: Under a bar of soap.

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#3 Dr. _B.

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Posted 20 September 2007 - 06:00 AM

....but don't anyone here say n*gger.
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- What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
- Life is like a sofa -- change comes from within.
- God loves you. He's just an abusive lover.
- Sometimes whatever doesn't kill you...can really piss you off for a heluva long time!
- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

#4 DJShamrock

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Posted 20 September 2007 - 10:07 PM

QUOTE(Dr. _B. @ Sep 20 2007, 02:00 AM)
....but don't anyone here say n*gger.



Can I get a ba'dump psssh?

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#5 Murdok

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 02:17 AM

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#6 Brent

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 06:31 AM

I wonder what it's going to be like for all of the kids of the pictures of the internet when they are older. Will they have myspace tv interviews?
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#7 Brent

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Posted 21 September 2007 - 09:20 AM

Update #2:

If GCN goes down, that's just our transition from PHP 4 to PHP 5 so I can start working with TCR on the servers here.

GCN Forums may shutdown too because the IPB we are using is built for php 4.

I don't know how long it will take to get GCN upgraded to PHP5, I know I have to change the database accessors, and I might run into other issues.

What will most likely happen is TCR will launch BEFORE I fix GCN, and you will all be able to migrate to the new forums and site while I get GCN back to a "working" order.


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#8 chuckybob

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Posted 23 September 2007 - 06:36 AM

QUOTE(Dr. _B. @ Sep 20 2007, 06:00 AM)
....but don't anyone here say n*gger.


quoted for an important recognition of hypocrisy in site end user policies.
QUOTE(polyguns @ Dec 19 2005, 08:47 PM)
lol, philosophy majors were so funny in college. to have a degree in thinking you would think they would think how the fuck they would get a job thinking. but to think about it  i spent 6.5 years in college still no job in what i did; think about that!

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QUOTE(DJShamrock @ Jun 13 2006, 01:57 AM)
I remember when pussy was just awesome by itself. It was the best thing ever. Just when I thought it couldn't get better, BAM! They started landscaping it.

QUOTE(magebomb @ Oct 18 2006, 06:30 PM)
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Give a man religion and he'll sit there, praying for fish, until he and his family starve to death.

#9 Coyote

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Posted 23 September 2007 - 06:46 AM

QUOTE(chuckybob @ Sep 23 2007, 05:36 PM)
QUOTE(Dr. _B. @ Sep 20 2007, 06:00 AM)
....but don't anyone here say n*gger.


quoted for an important recognition of hypocrisy in site end user policies.

fuck off pecker-wood
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