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#46 Dr. _B.

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 06:16 AM

TIPS FOR SURVIVING COLLEGE

* Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.

* Enjoy being a Sophomore - It will be the best three years of your life.

* Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it's all fun and games until someone loses their 'nads.

* Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover.

* Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into lucrative, "home pharmaceuticals" business.

* If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your major.

* Boring lecture? Start a wave!

* College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious Ramen Noodle dinner.

*, "I Phelta Thi" is *not* a real fraternity, except at state colleges.

* Remember - almost no one complains when you puke in a dumpster.

* Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into a 100-page senior essay.

* Football games were never meant to be observed by sober people.

* In a pinch, milk can be used as a beer substitute in your breakfast cereal.


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- What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
- Life is like a sofa -- change comes from within.
- God loves you. He's just an abusive lover.
- Sometimes whatever doesn't kill you...can really piss you off for a heluva long time!
- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

#47 polyguns

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 03:10 PM

oh man, college years. its like a movie, you have your stereotypical people all over the place. those who drink bong water, those who collect them, the hippies, the preppy frat boys that freak out over the littlest things, how do you spell littlest?

I was in the art department most of college, so i saw tons of the hairy armpitted women. drew 8 ladies in figure drawing, 2 shaved their armpits.
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#48 julieannefiu

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 01:03 PM

That's hysterical. I remember the guy who drank the bongwater! I funny endorse college. That's four more years of not having any real responsiblity. Live it up while you can, man.
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