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#1 Murdok

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 01:19 AM

In a classic 'Bollian' move, the crazy untalented Director of such works of steaming piles of shit as 'House of the Dead' and 'Alone in the Dark' wants to relaunch Bloodrayne in indie movie theatres since calling his previous release a "complete disaster."
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DVD Package. Buy a good game, get a shitty movie! What a deal!
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#2 DJShamrock

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 01:41 AM

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#3 M374llic4

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 01:46 AM

not this again D :
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Posted 06 April 2006 - 01:57 AM

I hope he dies in a fire.

BTW who won the Uwe Boll PS Contest?

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 02:05 AM

it was either metallica, maxx, pb, or you

i think it was a toss up between you and metallica...
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Posted 06 April 2006 - 02:15 AM

what about my animated gif that didn't work?

ok, theres a house of the dead 2 in the movie store, its not directed by uwe boll, is it any good though?
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#7 M374llic4

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 05:37 AM

QUOTE(chuckybob @ Apr 5 2006, 09:05 PM)
it was either metallica, maxx, pb, or you

i think it was a toss up between you and metallica...


It was most definatly me : )
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Posted 07 April 2006 - 07:08 PM

QUOTE(polyguns @ Apr 6 2006, 02:15 AM)
what about my animated gif that didn't work?

ok, theres a house of the dead 2 in the movie store, its not directed by uwe boll, is it any good though?


i can say with certainty, and without having seen it, that no, it is not.
QUOTE(polyguns @ Dec 19 2005, 08:47 PM)
lol, philosophy majors were so funny in college. to have a degree in thinking you would think they would think how the fuck they would get a job thinking. but to think about it  i spent 6.5 years in college still no job in what i did; think about that!

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 09:38 PM

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#10 M374llic4

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 07:33 AM

the ONLY good part of HOTD was when it was slowmo and like BAM in the face with the shotty if i remember correctly. the rest was like omfg stop.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:27 AM

QUOTE(M374llic4 @ Apr 9 2006, 07:33 AM)
the ONLY good part of HOTD ...


That's a terrible thing to say.

Edited by Murdok, 17 April 2006 - 03:27 AM.





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