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#1 DJShamrock

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Posted 31 October 2006 - 03:39 AM



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I have been a HUGE fan of Borat since around 2002 when he was on BBC. He has a movie coming out in America this Friday and some are saying it is the funniest movie ever made. Really, the funniest ever.

I don't want to post any spoilers so here's a clip of Borat on CNN.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/

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His myspace page is amazing.
http://www.myspace.com/borat

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Posted 31 October 2006 - 04:06 AM

It does look really funny, I want to see it opening day.
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#3 chuckybob

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Posted 31 October 2006 - 06:07 AM

borat > the americas
QUOTE(polyguns @ Dec 19 2005, 08:47 PM)
lol, philosophy majors were so funny in college. to have a degree in thinking you would think they would think how the fuck they would get a job thinking. but to think about it  i spent 6.5 years in college still no job in what i did; think about that!

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QUOTE(DJShamrock @ Jun 13 2006, 01:57 AM)
I remember when pussy was just awesome by itself. It was the best thing ever. Just when I thought it couldn't get better, BAM! They started landscaping it.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Give a man religion and he'll sit there, praying for fish, until he and his family starve to death.

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 04:48 PM

This my friend Azamat. He is a fat.

LMAO!
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Muchas Gracias DJShamrock for the sig. :)

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#5 DJShamrock

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 05:22 PM


"Borat" talks about drinking horse urine with "Early Show" host Harry Smith, then wrestles him to the ground (with video)
http://keyetv.com/to..._307112649.html

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 07:47 PM

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 03:27 AM

still no torrent.



dare i give the MPAA $6.75 [after coupon]?
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#8 chuckybob

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 03:55 AM

OH GNOES
QUOTE(polyguns @ Dec 19 2005, 08:47 PM)
lol, philosophy majors were so funny in college. to have a degree in thinking you would think they would think how the fuck they would get a job thinking. but to think about it  i spent 6.5 years in college still no job in what i did; think about that!

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations." -David Friedman

QUOTE(DJShamrock @ Jun 13 2006, 01:57 AM)
I remember when pussy was just awesome by itself. It was the best thing ever. Just when I thought it couldn't get better, BAM! They started landscaping it.

QUOTE(magebomb @ Oct 18 2006, 06:30 PM)
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Give a man religion and he'll sit there, praying for fish, until he and his family starve to death.

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 09:12 AM

update: fandango revealed it was sold out.

as of going to sleep at 112am, still no borat. i'll check in the morning. i might have time to watch before work. doubtful.

wtf leakers.
leak.



edit:


Kramer: (about bootlegging movies) It's a legitimate business.
Jerry: It's not legitimate!
Kramer: It's a business.

Edited by magebomb, 04 November 2006 - 09:14 AM.

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#10 nimbus1951

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 10:44 AM

I still haven't found out what to think of that movie... don't really know that borat guy.... tell me if it's fun wink.gif
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Posted 04 November 2006 - 11:38 AM

youtube for borat. if youre familiar with ali-g, its the same guy.
QUOTE(polyguns @ Dec 19 2005, 08:47 PM)
lol, philosophy majors were so funny in college. to have a degree in thinking you would think they would think how the fuck they would get a job thinking. but to think about it  i spent 6.5 years in college still no job in what i did; think about that!

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations." -David Friedman

QUOTE(DJShamrock @ Jun 13 2006, 01:57 AM)
I remember when pussy was just awesome by itself. It was the best thing ever. Just when I thought it couldn't get better, BAM! They started landscaping it.

QUOTE(magebomb @ Oct 18 2006, 06:30 PM)
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Give a man religion and he'll sit there, praying for fish, until he and his family starve to death.

#12 DJShamrock

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 08:04 PM

QUOTE(chuckybob @ Nov 4 2006, 07:38 AM)
youtube for borat. if youre familiar with ali-g, its the same guy.


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He also does Bruno. A gay Austrian TV reporter.

This is my favorite Bruno clip where he almost gets his ass kicked by a college wrestling team



And on a shittier note. I wanted to go see Borat today but the closet theatre is like 45 minutes away. I guess the bible belt TN can't handle it.


96% on Rotten Tomatoes still. Wowwawewah!
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/borat/




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Posted 04 November 2006 - 10:14 PM

still no torrent! however you can get the OST


www.scrapetorrent.com
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Posted 05 November 2006 - 02:48 AM



I just saw the movie. The theater was laughing so hard I couldn't hear half of it though.

All I can is this to sum up how hilarious.

One scene a naked Borat chases a 400 lb naked man though a HUGE corporate convention with at least 400 people, chasing him with a dildo shaped like an arm with a fist, trying to beat him with it. Now I know why this movie was so hard to find in a theatre down South.

That's just one scene, take that times 100 and you get the funniest movie I have seen since Airplane.

I give it a 9.5 out of 10 and only a 9.5 because it wasn't long enough.

Go see this or you are missing out.

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 08:55 PM

that good?
Ya, rly.




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